OMG! Here I am talking about Cocktail Parties and I forgot all about the fact that tonight is the Willow Manor Ball!
What to wear, what to wear?
The tea party outfit just isn't fancy enough and the wench outfit is way too slutty... they'll never let me in looking like that!
Guess I'll just have to go shopping.... and where better than Liana's Paper Doll blog?
If you haven't yet checked Liana out, you really must... these outfits are to die for!
Here are some classic styles from her collection which are up for consideration for tonight's ball:
Or should I go with something a bit more daring:
I think that would make me look kinda dangerous! I like it!
Or I could go with something a little more hip and modern like this futuristic knight outfit for the discerning woman.
And the attached laser zapper would come in handy if anyone got too fresh on the dance floor... after all, I do have my reputation to think of as a single woman.
On second thought, nah... it's just not me. Besides, where would I put my shield while I'm dancing?
Alas, I just haven't figured out yet how to get the little paper tabs on these swell gowns to work on my plus-sized body. (Note to Liana: You really must start making the back sides to these lovely gowns... people are beginning to talk.)
Maybe I should just stay home. Besides, I'm not sure my date will be ready in time anyway...
Damn you, Indigo! How could you on such an important day?
Oh well, maybe next year....
(I wonder if Otin or Maelstrom or Moooooog or Skip or Mr. Glob or Scotty or C.B. or iDifficult or Subby or the Dufus or one of those other bloggy guys will be available next year to go with me to the virtual ball now that Indigo has lost his chance?)
