Friday, October 30, 2009

A Halloween Treat for the Kids


Obesity in children has become a national disgrace. So I decided to jump on the bandwagon and become proactive in the fight to reduce the amount of sugar in our kids' diets. Because I care.

As my first step toward eradicating obesity in children, I've established a moratorium on giving out candy this Halloween. Instead, I'm giving out DVD's of this instructional video to all the kids in my neighborhood. I'm sure they'll find it a much healthier treat.



Have a safe trip to Jamaica!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

25 comments:

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Bwa-HAHAHA!!!
Hey, is this one of those Muppet kung fu music videos made in China where the dubbing is a little off? Or can that old man sing like an actual fiddle? (hee hee)

Nanodance said...

I'm in shock.

The Peach Tart said...

Shaking my head

Secretia said...

I thought of giving out baby carrots.

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

LMAO! Can you burn some of those and send them my way??

Maelstrom said...

Damn the network Nazis for not allowing me to see streaming video.

Moooooog35 said...

..and that's the year CatLady and Secretia's houses were burned to the ground by angry toddlers.

CatLadyLarew said...

NGIP: There's nothing like badly dubbed videos!

Nanodance: You? In shock? But I thought you helped make this video!

Peach Tart: As well you should! I'm truly pathetic with my warped sense of humor.

Secretia: Oh, that's going to go over really well!

Lee: We can both go to jail/hell together then! I like company!

Maelstrom: It's wickedly evil... hopefully your computer woes will soon be resolved!

Moooooog: And I suppose you're going to lead the angry mob? Secretia and I will await you!

AmyLK said...

I love the muppets! But this is too funny! Muppets for Adult potheads!

Jayne Martin said...

That is freakin' gold! I'm snortin' coffee out my nose here.

Summer said...

Bwuahahahaha. I love you. You make me laugh. Hard! I'm picturing my two year's face if some lady hands him veggies or videos in place of candy. That would be priceless.

ReformingGeek said...

LOL! I think I need a smoke break. ;-)

Me-Me King said...

Disney? This was produced by Disney?

Rollllllll another one, just like the other one, You've been hangin' on to it and I sure would like a hit.

Happy Halloween!

CatLadyLarew said...

Amy: It's deliciously evil, isn't it!

Jayne: Sorry about the coffee all over your clothes. I had the same reaction when I first saw it.

Summer: So you're thinking your boys aren't going to appreciate the video & carrots? The crestfallen look on those little faces would be priceless, indeed. (But we're not that mean in real life!)

Reffie: I'll meet you out back... well, then again maybe not. Must maintain responsible adult facade here! (Or at least TRY too.)

Me-Me: Brings back some fond memories!

Pearl said...

Oh, that's fabulous. I"m knocking on your door for Halloween, absolutely!

Pearl

Madame DeFarge said...

I don't recall seeing this at all. Fabulous. I think I shall hand out instructive homilies on the benefits of good oral hygiene. A public service, that's me.

Dreamhaven said...

I'm speechless,lol. Happy Halloween

CatLadyLarew said...

Pearl: I'll be sure to save a DVD for you!

Madame DeFarge: We're always thinking of the children!

Dreamhaven: Happy Halloween back at you!

Vodka Mom said...

That was hysterical!

Phillipia said...

That is great!!! Thanks for sharing:)

Phillipia said...

I have the munchies:)

CatLadyLarew said...

Vodka Mom: Nothing like a little Muppet action to liven up a kid's Halloween!

Phillipia: I'm happy to share anything with you, sister. Now, please pass the chips.

IndigoWrath said...

Who cares if this was badly dubbed?! IT'S MUPPET STONERS! It'd be priceless to see Waldof and Statler finding Buddah in a purple haze up in the balcony.

CatLadyLarew said...

Indigo: Muppet Stoners! I don't know what the trick-or-treaters were complaining about last night... this DVD is worth its weight in Acapulco Gold!

Karin said...

Note to self: Read carefully the comments before playing video near small children.

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