Interesting news out of Baltimore this morning. Seems a suspected burglar was killed by a samurai sword wielding student. Damn! I forgot to add the Samurai Sword to my home security system.
Just think of all the advantages...
~Unlike commercial home security systems, there are no monthly service fees... not to mention the fines for accidentally setting off the alarm.
~Unlike pit bulls, there are no vet bills or food expenses... not to mention no shedding.
~Unlike firearms, there are no pesky permits... not to mention the recent rise in ammunition costs.
But best of all...
You can look like a real BadAss!
I'm gettin' me one of them there swords!
