Earlier this week I got together with some of my friends from my previous school and we were reminiscing about some of our finer moments there.
One of the classics remains the time little Ivan decided he had to pee during pick-up time outside. In true five-year-old fashion, he dropped his drawers and began peeing on a tree. Not wanting to make a big deal out of it, our aide approached him to tell him quietly that it's not proper etiquette to pee in public, thank you very much.
Yeah, you know what's coming....
Little Ivan turned around at the sound of her voice... and peed all over her.
