Saturday, January 2, 2010

Outed by Otin

I was literally tickled pink yesterday when I discovered our blogger buddy, Otin, had written a treatise on what it actually means to be a cat lady without any cats.

The Wizard of Otin, that master weaver of strange tales about things that go bump in the night, was intrigued by the concept of a cat lady without cats. And so he offered an explanation for this strange phenomenon.

According to Otin, the CatLady is not actually a lady at all, but a feline who used to be a lady. A feline who obviously must hate herself because she hates cats. She has a spouse, (named Brad,) who hates her because he thinks she blew him off and left him. Unbeknownst to him, he is now her sole caretaker in her feline form. Now, there's a recipe for disaster. I'm going to have to sharpen my claws and get out the passive-aggressive rule-book.

Here is my new persona... tickled pink and all:


All I can say is...Brad sure as hell better watch out! Cat Larew is coming and that bitch is pissed! If that isn't Dr Pepper in her saucer, his ass is grass!


But, don't take it from me... click on Otin's link below to read this and other marvelously eerie tales of mystery.

Otin's Button


Thanks, Otin! I heart you!

23 comments:

Oh My Goddess said...

Why hello!
I am glad that we can override that Net Nanny!

Now we know who is the most fearsome CatLady around.

xo
Elise

otin said...

LOL! That is one mean looking cat!

I really don't know what I was thinking about. The title of your blog has just always cracked me up!

CatLadyLarew said...

Elise: So glad we were able to overcome the NetNanny! I'm such an evil influence on small children... which is why I love working with them!

Otin: I loved it! And now I have "Brad" to kick around... thanks for that gift!

michelle said...

I've never known a funnier CatLady in all my 9 lives

Secretia said...

Your cat lady's new personna would scare my cat right under the bed!

Thanks for visiting Secret Story Time!

Secretia

Janice said...

Yikes! That creepy cat pic has nightmare potential.

Quirkyloon said...

Wow Larew, you've changed since I last saw picture of you.

Um, looking good?

*hiss*

LMBO!

I read Otin's story, it was great!

CatLadyLarew said...

Michelle: At least Otin gave me 9 lives... which I could definitely use! (NO more falling down stairs!)

Secretia: That's one badass cat! Which reminds me... I created a badass blogger award a while back which I must inaugurate.

Janice: Good thing I have the Wonder Dog to banish nightmare cats!

Quirky: I think it might be somehow zombie related. This cat eatz brainz... with a DP chaser! Watch out, Brad!

Jayne Martin said...

What a fabulous tribute to a fabulous (non)CatLady.

CatLadyLarew said...

Hi Jayne! Thank you for that kind thought. You're pretty fab, yourself!

Brian Miller said...

lol. loved otin's story...and now pics to go with it...yikes! smiles.

Mama Zen said...

That's a scary picture, and I like cats!

Beth said...

Are you sure that is a cat? It looks like the possum that used to live under the house next door.

I just would hate for you to have to change your name to Possum Lady Larew.

Helen McGinn said...

*LOL* Love it!

Happy New Year to you! x

ReformingGeek said...

That is a scary beast. I'm going for that Dr. Pepper now, 'K?

I loved Otin's story. Poor silly, yet pathetic, Brad.

gayle said...

I read his story yesterday and then read it to my husband again today!!!! Wasn't it great!!! Found out more about you (Ha)

hiphophippie.com said...

I love that he wrote a treatise on the matter! And wow, that cat looks PISSED! :)

CatLadyLarew said...

Brian: I thought I'd spruce up the story with a new profile photo... not exactly the calico Brad was hoping for, though. Gotta love that Otin!

Mama Zen: And people wonder why I don't have cats... they're scary, I tell you! Scary!

Beth: Possum Lady Larew... does have a certain ring to it. But, are possum ladies clutter hounds like cat ladies are?

Helen: Lovely to see you here! Otin sure gave me a great start to the new year!

Reffie: Brad's just so pathetic, isn't he? Totally clueless. I'm going to have such fun with that character that Otin created!

gayle: Now you know all my deepest, darkest secrets! But you still came back anyway... impressive!

CatLadyLarew said...

hiphophippie: Definitely pissed. I wouldn't want to meet up with that cat in a dark alley... or even a well lit alley for that matter.

Skip Simpson said...

Definitely the cat from hell. Scary stuff!

CatLadyLarew said...

Skip: Definitely the cat from hell! LOLZ!

frigginloon said...

If I were you Cat Lady I think I would poo in Brad's litter tray and not cover it up. Oooh and a little spraying on the front door just let him know what's what !!!

CatLadyLarew said...

frigginloon: Good plan! I like it! Brad won't know what hit him!

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