Occupations for Cat Ladies

I feel part of my mission in life is to assist cat ladies everywhere in finding ways to finance their seclusion.  I was recently made aware of one such occupation... designer bags made from Persian cat hair.  For more information, check out:

 www.lemondrop.com/2009/01/02/cat-fur-sweaters-for-everyone 

If I were to actually have cats myself, I might consider this as an occupation with redeeming social value, particularly as no harm comes to the cats who provide the silky fur.   However, I'll have to content myself with continuing to go to work on a semi-regular basis to continue the lifestyle to which I have become accustomed.