So, remember how a while back I told you the sad tale about my pitiful love life... how the only valentine I ever got from a boy arrived a day late and postage due? I told you it was pitiful!
Well, on Wednesday, I arrived home to find a bright red envelope in my mailbox! I wasn't expecting much since there's no love interest in my life and hasn't been for some time. But a girl can always hope, can't she?
Oh, goody! A pretty red envelope! It must be a valentine!
So I grabbed the mail, came in the house and took off my coat. I looked at the card more closely, wondering if maybe my parents or a friend sent me a card. But NOOOOOO.....
This is what I saw:
Hickory? WTF? The freakin' DOG got a valentine? I mean, I know he's the Wonder Dog and all and I don't begrudge him any of his girlfriends, but come on! Is there no justice?
Sorry the photos are a little blurry... it's just so hard to focus through the tears...