She had survived the zombie apocalypse. This year it was particularly gruesome. The zombies had teamed up with other demons in their reign of terror. Her advance preparations had been key to her survival. Teaming up with friends, they fended off the merciless creatures who came at them from all directions.
For days the zombies and their minions had been working themselves into a frenzy, awaiting the moment when they ventured out into the world in search of victims. They got them every time. Time and time again, the fools left themselves open to the predations of the horde.
But even worse than the apocalypse was the aftermath.
The screams... the cries... the whines...
The horror!
Nothing strikes fear into the hearts of teachers more than the prospect of the sugar-induced meltdown on the day following Halloween.
Wish me luck... I'll need it.
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